carryonbowtieman:

gayturians:

don’t say you’re a writer if you just write fanfiction for your entertainment. you’re only a writer if you kill a bear with a typewriter to appease the spirit of hemingway and slather yourself in ink in tribute to shakespeare, the one true over-penis of literature.

I was really mad but then I wasn’t.

(via orvillegoggles)

(Source: herminbean, via orvillegoggles)

captainnaustralia:

captainnaustralia:

fun fact: once in biology my teacher told us that “if you’re ever crying wipe the tears all over your face and they’ll help clear up your skin” then he explained that because tears are designed to clear dust and dirt from your eyes and will do the same for your skin and clear up acne and i remember thinking “excellent, fandom will make me beautiful”

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this isn’t how i want to be remembered 

(via orvillegoggles)

fuckyeahthescarletwitch:

Female-lead action movies just don’t sell.

(via orvillegoggles)

outofcontextdnd:

The DM says to me,  Your character wakes up the next morning and finds something in her tent.”

Me: “She kills it.”

DM: Its not a thing to be killed. Its not a person. Its hanging from the tent pole.
Me: Well, what is it? Tentacles?
DM: No, it is hanging there on a necklace thingy. It looks like a jawbone.
Me: …does it look familiar?
avocavo:

stunningpicture:

Pulled a layer of ice off a leaf

i thought u found a fairy wing omg

avocavo:

stunningpicture:

Pulled a layer of ice off a leaf

i thought u found a fairy wing omg

(via orvillegoggles)

cosmo sex tip #669

raynarvaezjunior:

when you grab his shaft, yell “pull the lever kronk”

(via imissnepeta)

"

A 14 year-old boy was recently raped at knife-point by a 20 year-old woman. When the story broke, it was primarily men who claimed he should have enjoyed it. It was feminists who validated his pain and spoke in support of him.

This is why we need feminism.

"

(via charlesneedsfeminism)

"but men get raped too-"

AND LOOK HOW YOU HANDLED THAT

(via booooost)

(via johnjanuarius)

growley:

growley:

remember that one time i told mark sheppard i’d get whatever he replied to me with tattooed on my body

i got that tattoo tonight 

i met mark this weekend and the first thing he did was take a picture of me

(via orvillegoggles)

yourvoiceinnovember:

college bookstores

yourvoiceinnovember:

college bookstores

(Source: funniestpicturesdaily, via agentrodgers)

thelovelylittlesmile:

wiredinblogging:

#there’s nothing funnier than people in period clothes doing modern stuff


this is my favorite 

Doing my hair & make-up

jessidork:

thranduil-stormborn:

xeduo:

queenwinterborn:

Expectation: 

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Reality:

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steve rogers loves you either way

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this is an important message which i want to share with all of you

(via orvillegoggles)

stumphyllus:

acetoudou:

who comes decides Who country who comes this to

imagine how is touch the sky

stumphyllus:

acetoudou:

who comes decides Who country who comes this to

imagine how is touch the sky

(via orvillegoggles)

torturethefandom:

torturethefandom:

i think whovians will be really mad at moffat if 12th (ACTUALLY 13) catchphrase wont be “fuckity hi”

One of my older posts… dont remember posting this shit (still mad)

torturethefandom:

torturethefandom:

i think whovians will be really mad at moffat if 12th (ACTUALLY 13) catchphrase wont be “fuckity hi”

One of my older posts… dont remember posting this shit (still mad)