blxckbiird:

spaghetti-western-wannabe:

blxckbiird:

spaghetti-western-wannabe:

blxckbiird:

spaghetti-western-wannabe:

blxckbiird:

spaghetti-western-wannabe:

So I can either bake these cookies at 400 degrees for 10 minutes or 4,000 degrees for 1 minute.

nick nO THAT’S NOT HOW YOU BAKE COOKIES FRIEND

FLOOR IT?

NICK NO

HOW ABOUT 4,000,000 DEGREES FOR 1 SECOND

NICK YOU ARE GOING TO BURN YOUR HOUSE DOWN

I’M GOING TO HARNESS THE FUCKING SUN TO MAKE COOKIES

NICK P L E A S E

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Anti-honesty hour. Ask me anything and I will respond with blatant lies.

mayormaggie:

do this

(Source: ramblingredrose, via fionna8cake)

lendoro:

baddadsquad:

gentle-puffer-fish:

  • falling asleep on someone’s chest
  • wrapping your arms around each other
  • synching heartbeats and breathing slowly
  • falling asleep in big t-shirts and underwear
  • forehead kissies and murmured affections
  • naps
  • MONSTER TRUCKS

image

(Source: gentleguineapig, via dickbuttofficial)

kehinki:

Trying to come off as a casual fan by calling him Captain America instead of Steve

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mrsdentonorahippo:

Baby Jesus in a rocket

mrsdentonorahippo:

Baby Jesus in a rocket

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nidoranduran:

lyraeon:

patrickat:

lyraeon:

Upon second viewing, I have definitely concluded that Guardians of the Galaxy is even better when you imagine it as a tabletop campaign with an increasingly frustrated DM who’s sick of being interrupted.

GM: “Roll 2d10.”
Peter: “Red high. Twelve.”
GM: “You have 12 percent of a plan.”

The entire prison break scene was just Rocket’s player rolling knowledge checks on every turn until something worked.

  • When Drax’s player said, “I go into the phone booth and call Ronan to Knowhere”, the DM stared open-mouthed for a minute, then called break time. The rest of the party was speechless.
  • Pretty much just in general, Drax’s player is one of those people who thinks Chaotic Neutral means “throws self at shit for the lulz” and is really fortunate he didn’t have many other opportunities to derail the campaign.
  • Gamora’s player gets really exasperated by the entirety of the campaign. They rolled a character with a tragic backstory and clear hooks to the villain to expand on, and had no idea that everyone else was going to be so silly. It leads to begging the party to just once execute a normal plan because look at Gamora’s stealth bonus, this min/maxed assassin needs a chance to use her abilities, please.
  • Rocket’s a skill monkey who, if not for Drax’s grand display of idiocy, would have gladly derailed the campaign with absurd plans.
  • Groot was a joke idea someone came up with that people ended up liking too much.
  • Ronan’s confusion when Star Lord began dancing was the DM’s confusion verbatim.
  • The DM now vetoes Chaotic Neutral characters on principle.

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callmeoutis:

purlycubes:

senior quotes class of 1957

high schoolers have literally not changed at all

(Source: gotolargo, via wizardbird)

cthulhu-with-a-fez:

adlersassistant:

worthyourweightinfanfiction:

ghostdrive:

#hello #i hate what you’ve done with the place 


Oh you’ve redecorated…
I don’t like it

i acknowledge that this house has had a renovation, but given that it’s a stupid-ass renovation, i’ve elected to ignore it.

cthulhu-with-a-fez:

adlersassistant:

worthyourweightinfanfiction:

ghostdrive:

Oh you’ve redecorated…

I don’t like it

i acknowledge that this house has had a renovation, but given that it’s a stupid-ass renovation, i’ve elected to ignore it.

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Anonymous said: I've seen your posts on the Enfield, but do you have any information on the Turkish "Enfauser" conversion? Thank you.

historicalfirearms:

Enfauser

The ‘Enfauser' is an interesting little quirk of history, the Turks converted a fairly large number of SMLE to fire the 7.92mm Mauser round, which the Turks used in the rifles given them by their German allies.  These were often called ‘Tüfek İngilizce' or English Rifles by the Turks.  (Interestingly, before the war the Turks had adopted the M1893 & M1903 Mauser rifles in 7.65×53mm.)   The Enfields were captured during the unsuccessful landings at Gallipoli and during the British campaign in Mesopotamia where a large force surrendered a Kut in 1916.

The Turks took the SMLE’s and rechambered and rebarreled them to fire 7.92mm.  They also reshaped the bolt’s guide ribs and altered the charger guide to fit the new ammunition, as well as welding shut the magazine wells with a new floorplate, magazine spring and follower added to create a 5 round integral magazine and altering the rifle’s furniture giving the rifles a hybrid look with an Enfield stock and receiver and a Mauser style forend.  This was a very labour intensive process to retrofit the captured rifles however, it is likely that the Turkish Army did not want to have to rely on captured ammunition sources and did not want a third type of ammunition in circulation to complicate supply further.

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Thanks for the question.

typette:

starsinhiseyes:

onyeplaysdrums:

hyrulians:

somethingsavage:

Rain-bros

I fucking love this.

I watched this for like 5 minutes

You guys realize that the length of their stride is indicative of that color’s wavelength right- red being the longest visible and blue one of the shortest. 

oh my god you’re right, of course you’re rightwhat a cute way to explain such things

typette:

starsinhiseyes:

onyeplaysdrums:

hyrulians:

somethingsavage:

Rain-bros

I fucking love this.

I watched this for like 5 minutes

You guys realize that the length of their stride is indicative of that color’s wavelength right- red being the longest visible and blue one of the shortest. 

oh my god you’re right, of course you’re right

what a cute way to explain such things

(via orvillegoggles)

cleowho:

"But I don’t exist in your world!"

Inferno - season 07 - 1970

(via fuckyeahingridoliver)

satansbuttnipples:

omg I just watched the first Doctor Who episode that was made in color and I’m laughing really hard because you can literally see the creators’ excitement

image

FUCK YEAH LOOK AT ALL THESE FUCKING COLORS THEY’RE ALL IN YOUR TV NOW HOW COOL IS THAT FUCK YEAH

(via orvillegoggles)

romanados:

Getting to Know Me Meme — [2/5] FAVORITE FEMALE CHARACTERS.
Doctor Elizabeth Shaw. Classic Doctor Who.
 

romanados:

Getting to Know Me Meme — [2/5] FAVORITE FEMALE CHARACTERS.

Doctor Elizabeth Shaw. Classic Doctor Who.

 

(via orvillegoggles)

fuckyespetercapaldi:

Peter’s first read through.

[x]

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